Mopjockier

Tweet Dear McDonald's, I have loved eating your food for as long as I can remember. My dad worked for you when he was a kid and I did ...

Tweet I'm sure we all remember the 50's, even if we weren't alive for them. Every man had a wife and 5 kids, and every man had ...

Tweet Yeah, I'm still kickin'! Most of my online activity has been taking place either on my Twitter account or the More In Sanity...

Tweet You heard right: I want to give you $100 to buy your vote, with no strings attached. You vote for the candidate I tell you to, and I g...

Tweet A year is 365 days long, right? Well, not exactly. Sometimes, like this year, the year is 366 days long. This happens every four years...

Tweet The other day, someone posted, "I'd rather be pissed off then pissed on." Someone else pointed out, "This is one of...

Tweet . I just thought you might like to know that I created the entire universe about five minutes ago. (Six, considering how long it took...

Tweet . By now you're aware that I'm the mastermind behind the Occupy Movement . I've agitated for years about unfairness and h...

Tweet . Hey everyone, nice to see you all again, plus some shiny new faces this year! January is shaping up to set another record, thanks to...

Tweet . As a friend drove me somewhere the other day, I noticed that she didn't know how to drive properly. This person used to be an ac...